Hello Fellow Penguins 
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Thrilled to join this fantastic cluster of Linux aficionados, especially in a thread that combines my two favorite things – Linux and humor! So, let me boot up a joke for all you Zorin maestros.
Why do Linux users prefer to use the command line?
Because it's the "root" of all humor! 
If penguins live in places with cold temperatures, that proves climage change is being caused by gnomes
It reminded me of a film called Shichinin no otaku (Seven Geeks), in which a PC monitor is used as a weapon.
I remember having a laugh to myself looking at all the funny birthday cards.
The picture on the front was a three-storey office block. A man with an angry face has just thrown his computer out of the window to the left. 2 windows to the right is a woman on the telephone talking to a customer - the speech balloon above her head says "I'm sorry, the computer has just gone down"! 
Another funny Birthday card. Dishwasher salesman selling dishwasher on doorstep offering to pay £5 for the old Dishwasher - the woman brings her (soon to be ex-)husband to the door!
