The Linux Humor Thread

[swarfendor437]

Actually, I think the slogan should now be "What would Jack Bauer Chloe O’Brian do?" (Answer: Blowfish 128 Blow! )

[Bourne]

Yeah automat Coca-Cola put a money! No respect. Please, put your money to my hole bank. Isn't that diffrents?! My good friend sayed corporations never be a friend a human.

[Bourne]

[Michel]

Hahaha can we order that one somewhere ?

[Freeway]

[14nd]

what if the village idiot is also on social media ?

[Freeway]

@14nd

what if the village idiot is also on social media ?

No chance of that.
He doesn't know what social media is.

[Freeway]

[Bourne]

Yes. Propably i found that on amazon.
Funny Linux Tux Sysadmin Geek Nerd Sudo Root Pillow Case Cover

[Storm]

[zabadabadoo]

@Bourne

By the size and shape of it, I guess that is a tux theme mouse mat, if anyone wants to go searching for it.

[swarfendor437]

Not found yet but did find these:

Did find a sticker:

[sillyoldman]

I laughed so hard at this that I farted!

[Freeway]

A good quality scarf keeps you nice and warm.

[Ponce-De-Leon]

That is a nice Picture.

[Storm]

[StarTreker]

@Storm

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Yep, seems legit. But you know what I say when someone says to me that Windows is better?

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[14nd]

[14nd]

[swarfendor437]

Side comments regarding cat and dogs.

1. Sad to see two abused Doberman's with altered ears.

2. The cat should be feared the most. My dad was a Window Cleaner. Whilst up his ladder he saw a Labrador chasing a cat. The cat jumped up on a garden wall. As the Lab arrived below the cat, the cat pounced on the Lab severing its spinal cord as its teeth dug into its neck.