Oh my gosh, those partitions are all sorts of messed up. I am glad I asked you what your partitions looked like on Gparted, cause nothing about that looks right at all. And there are tons of block devices on your setup that I don't even know where they are coming from.
I am going to be passing on further support of your situation to Harvey, as he is the one most qualified to handle this from now on. @337harvey if you could please this guy, I would greatly appreciate it. His system is a complete mess. (No offence)








