So I've spent the past few days trying, and failing, to install Linux on my laptop (MSI GF65 Thin with some aftermarket SSDs and RAM, plenty of both), which has previously run Linux Mint, but I've now tried to install Zorin, Pop!, and Ubuntu on with no luck. I've re-downloaded and verified the ISOs, tried to flash two different USB sticks with both Rufus and Balena Etcher, and gone down a few different install paths (e.g. with or without connecting to wifi). So I'm pretty tired and pondering the possibility that the damn thing is cursed.
The first USB was used to install Mint some years back with little issue and is 8GB, the other is brand new and 64GB.
Rufus would sometimes give an error message about the file being an ISOHybrid and asking if it should be an ISO or DD image, I tried both with no real difference in result. It also mentioned that they're using a newer syslinux version and asked to download them. Sorry the pictures are in Danish, I didn't think I'd need to share them, and I figure the keywords are still understandable.
Balena Etcher just flashed the drive with no apparent issue.
One time I managed to get a live session booted from the stick I ran smartmontools to see if either of the two the ssd drives I have had died, but either I couldn't read the data output or they were perfectly healthy (they passed the health checks, at any rate), I'm willing to try getting a session started again to run some other checks if anyone has any good ideas but can promise nothing.
The most common error message I got from Zorin (although I got a variation of it from Ubuntu, not from Pop) was "The following file did not match it's source copy on the CD/DVD: /target/usr/fonts/" and then sometimes a few different fonts as in the attached picture. It's on at least two separate occasions been NotoSansSignWriting-Regular.
I don't know why a font of all things would cause problems, but here we are. I tried retrying and skipping both with no luck.
Pop and Ubuntu didn't give anything as concrete as that.
Several times it told me that an OS (or more) was already installed and taking up space on the harddisk, but they definitely weren't bootable. I once managed to briefly run Zorin as a local boot, but on restarting the computer it wasn't bootable anymore, and instead seemed to think it had two separate, unbootable Zorins.


