One is out, my doorways are too narrow to get it close. Three is likely out because I don't think my aging HP laptop could handle it, and I haven't even gotten the parts for this PC's gaming beast twin that is also going inside this desk. Got any good suggestions for option 2?
I'm also wondering if I didn't somehow corrupt the installation files when I made the installation media using Rufus. Maybe I could get around most of these problems by rebuilding the install media and reinstalling Zorin. That's a question for tomorrow after work though.
I would try this anyway, though I doubt it will resolve your Wifi. I think you are completely on it on that.
If using Windows, Rufus is ok. I prefer Unetbootin.
It is also available on Windows.
Avoid Balena Etcher, though.
Well good news. I followed 337harvey's advice up here and got internet access through my phone. Went ahead and ran sudo apt --fix-broken-install which downloaded about 150 MB of missing stuff. So now we've got dkms, gcc and make. The bad news: as shown in the picture, it didn't like the .deb installer.
Used his note there, did everything again and IT WORKS. You don't know how awesome you and this Nick guy are.
On a side note, where can I make a bug report? Did a little experimenting with some file verification software on my other computer. Installation files weren't corrupt, they're straight up missing make and dkms.
This is fantastic!! Thanks for patiently working through this. I had all the same errors with 2 different USB wifi adapters (both using different versions of this driver, both with horrible instructions). Mine works great now, too.