Sound doesn't work

It is days like this when you start having second thoughts about Linux :rage:

My sound (speakers) failed again.

During startup, ZORIN banner appears, but before the mouse cursor appears on screen there is a "click" heard though the speakers. (I know from experience that is bad news).
Logged in, then Settings>Sound>Speaker Test confirmed - silence from left and right speakers.
I then did my normal (non-scientific) routine of waggling the volume control. Result, no sound.
I then did a Restart. Again loud pop, so again no sound.
I then played with Pulse volume control. Result, no sound.
I then opened Alsamixer in terminal. Checked sliders all in right place and nothing unexpectedly muted. Result, no sound.
Then tried what @Aravisian told me last time this happened:-

I did:
sudo alsa force-reload

Then back to Settings>Sound>Speaker Test - no sound.
Whilst there, I waggled the volume slider a few times and toggled between headphone and speaker a few times. Then heard a faint click.
Speaker Test then reported "front left", "front right" Yay! about time too.

This time I cannot blame a kernel update as the suspected cause. I did install the new kernel update offered by Software Updater during all that but I had no sound from before that.

So what is it about Zorin and Sound? Why is it so unpredictable?
My magic wand is getting worn out.