The system was locked up but good--I had to hold down power to turn it off and get it back under control. Upon restart, this line was in logs 20+ times at the time of the problem:
x86/split lock detection: #DB: CHTTPClientThre/4401 took a bus_lock trap at address: 0xf3baac54
Does this provide any useful information for making a permanent resolution?
I was, in fact. Looks like a bug was submitted to Valve about this years ago, but it persists. I'm NOT seeing that this typically hangs the whole system, so it could just be a fluke (after all, I've not had frequent hangs) that it hung with the split lock spam going. Thanks for your link, @zabadabadoo. I need to work out how to kill split lock detection I guess, since Valve doesn't seem inclined to fix this and it spams logs.
Yeah, that's what I need to work out, thank you for digging it up. I'm not normally quite this lazy, but during the work day I can't delve into things quite as much as I might like. I appreciate the help!