Not really linux humour but Dave Allen the late great Irish Comedian got into hot water about clock joke he told.
"We wake up by the clock, eat our meals by the clock, get transport by the clock, go to work by the clock. And after serving a company from youth to retirement, what do they give you as a retirement present? A xxxxing clock!"
No.
I was just suggesting the only doctors prescription suitable for Windows would be amputation (removal). Not a good joke I guess if you have to spell it out.
BSOD 24H2 - weel it was fresh installation and next two days it died. I tried everything and last choice was deleted from hard disk. My choice don't delete linux was a good choice. The next advice forget about support microsoft technician. It is secretary chat bot. Redirecting and here Redirecting
