Tl;dr: After deleting an unused NTFS partition, an errant Windows Boot Manager somehow created an all new partition on its own. I want to kill all things Microsoft on this machine without totally wiping every drive.
I was really hoping not to have to ask another question so soon. When I shut down last night, everything was fine. This morning, when I started, it took so long that I actually hit reset assuming it was stuck, more than once. Eventually, I waited it out, and I got to the usual prompt requesting that I unlock the keystore (my install is encrypted; this is normal). I did so, and from that point on, things ran normally, until I tried to use Bottles, which couldn't find its bottles. This is because I have Bottles set up to create bottles on a separate drive, so when I distro hop, I don't have to download multiple gigs of games all over again to test performance.
Last night, I had three partitions: two ext4 and one not-actually-a-partition (free space from a deleted NTFS partition). This morning, I had all three of those, plus a "Microsoft Reserved." Looking at where my bottles should have been (~/.big bottles
mounting the partition under home) showed me an EFI directory and similar.
In other words, Windows took umbrage at being deleted, and from the grave, created a new boot partition that's screwed stuff up. Deleting that partition entirely and rebooting fixed my bottles, but I still have a Windows Boot Manager entry in my UEFI somehow. In the interests of keeping this from ever happening again, how might I completely expunge all things Microsoft? At my skill level, thorough backups and then deleting every single partition from a live USB and starting fresh is my only option, since I don't know where this zombie partition came from. I'd like something less destructive.