OttoAcuna is the Original Poster who started the thread.
When Swarf said:
The O.P. responded to this comment with:
My response to you was a quick reply right after you had posted it (and I tried to post it in a humorous way) to help you save grace moments after your post hit.
Sadly, we are now a week out of date for that effort.
The upgrade was finally released, however I couldn't get it to work. At first it seemed to be about some corrupted packages, but even after that, I got a 500-like unexplained error, so I did a clean install. Reinstalling the OS is of course no big deal, it was just all the dev tools I use, everything from Git to SQL Server to .NET SDK.