Jeff deserves a huge box, one that reaches all the way to the sealing. And when he goes to open it, he discovers a tiny USB drive within a giant box, that says, ZORIN OS 16 LITE.
It be like that moment when in A Christmas Story, Ralphy's father receives a giant crate that says Fragile on it, which he of course goes on to misspronounce it, make folks like FrenchPress have a heart rythim over it, and then reveal a lamp of his dreams some might say.
But for Jeff, it will be the OS of his dreams. Jeff, will race through the house, moving his legs faster then he ever thought possible. He will even look down at his legs in missbelief that he is able to move so quickly.
He smashes that USB drive into the USB port, then he sits down in the chair so fast, the chair just reduced in height by 6-inches. Where's that bloody lever? Once he gets his chair raised back up, he hits that power button on his computer.
The SPLASH logo shows for his BIOS, and he says, I don't care about any of that, come on! Shift shift shift, boot loader, GRUB lets go. Grub then shows up, clicks on install Zorin OS.
Proceeds to take forever to load Zorin OS 16 off of USB. Jeff is like, oh come on, you are doing this to me on purpose, speed up, move your goose USB drive. And then his choice finally show up before him, try Zorin OS on the left, install Zorin OS on the right.
He never clicked on install Zorin OS so fast before. So which option will you choose Jeff? Erase disk and install Zorin OS? Or are you gonna dual boot CORE and LITE and install along side? Jeprody music begins.
Jeprody? This is Christmas, where's we wish you a merry christmas Jeff? Why I auda! Jeff gets Zorin OS LITE installed, reboots, and gets into his beloved LITE for the very first time.
Jeff jumps up out of his chair saying YES! And doing do, bumps into his desk, knocking over things in the process. Jeff notices what he did and Jeff says, I didn't need that anyways, it can stay on the floor, for I have the LITE!!!
And Jeff's day ends with pure happiness.